Well, looks like the unidentified object of death and destruction that we found on Saint Catherine's Island this weekend has been positively identified. After four days of baffling the locals, Georgia DNR, and area historians, and after speculation of everything from land mines to Civil War cannon balls, our metal dome of doom has been confirmed by Danny Brown at Fort McAllister as the bottom half of a Weber charcoal grill.

It is with a sad heart and a heavy head that I tell you what it is. Ready? The bottom of a Webley Charcoal Grill!!!!! Wish it only has 3 holes and was solid.

The United Nations and the Pentagon have been notified, and the National Security threat level has been reduced to yellow. On the plus side, my wife got her picture in the paper with it.